What a GOOD day!
by Scurvy Bastard on May.13, 2009, under Boobies, News
Got up this morning, grabbed my favorite caffeinated beverage and sat down to look over the news. For the first time in a long time there was absolutely nothing to piss me off on CNN.com. No stories of ‘big girls’ getting quirky because KFC made them go to McDonalds. No people generally behaving like crackerheads … hell, the French didn’t even do anything stupid.
Boy, I sure hope this was a one time thing. How am I supposed to get my blood flowing in the morning. The caffeine is only half the story, I got to have my bad news too. Something to get my dander up, something to make me sit and shake my head and think “damn, I am glad I have never been THAT stupid”.
I am getting a little aged now, so maybe I need to learn a bit about relaxing and not letting things get me cranked up. Gee Gods, next thing you know, I might actually be listening to my Bob (see previous post about that annoying little bit of conscience that keeps tapping at the back of my brain).
Wait, did I work boobies into this post anywhere? Looks like I didn’t. Boobies to y’all!
May 13th, 2009 on 10:34 pm
You’re looking at it the wrong way. You know that there is something in the world to set you off. If the reporters didn’t write about it, it has to be because they are slacking off and not getting their job done. Don’t reporters just annoy the hell out of you?